Kids Are Dumb

This is the middle school version of "You Might Be a Redneck If . . ." or "Here's Your Sign."

1. A middle schooler was drinking a bottle of water on her way to lunch. A teacher approaches her.
Teacher (keep in mind, he used to work at Kojak - however you spell it): "Oh no! You're not drinking water, are you?!"
Student: "Ye-es?"
Teacher: "Didn't you know that fish poop in water?"
Student: "Ewwwwww! Gross! I'm never drinking water again! I'm only going to drink tea and pop!"

Yep, kids are dumb.

2. A lady worked at the women's prison for several years and decided to quit and go into teaching. Her first couple of weeks, she had no discipline problems whatsoever, and the students almost seemed scared to talk in class. She finally asked if there was something wrong, and one particularly brave student said, "We heard you just got out of prison."

Yep, kids are dumb.

3. One of the new teachers at the middle school is a tall guy who teaches history. He is a little quirky and has that perfect mysterious personality that keeps the kids just on edge enough not to try anything (mostly). I'm not sure this mysterious personality has not gone a little over the line, however, for, apparently, the rumor has begun that he eats kids. Yes, you read that right. The students think he eats children. Needless to say, he has not discouraged this idea, and has even warned them that those students who suddenly disappeared off the roster - well, you get the idea.

Yep, kids are dumb.

More to come, I'm sure.